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posted by [personal profile] digitalemur at 10:06am on 16/04/2009 under
I got home Tuesday night from Texas, but I only dug back into my Gmail this morning, and I haven't taken a look at LJ since last Friday. So, uh, if you need anything, email me or phone or tell me here?

Oh, but wait, I _have_ caught up enough to see [livejournal.com profile] ladysisyphus' Very Important Poll with the best tag ever.

Wow, so many things get better when you replace select words like "peace," "mankind," and "hope" with "monkeys."
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posted by [identity profile] jeditigger.livejournal.com at 02:52pm on 16/04/2009
MONKEYS!!!!!
 
posted by [identity profile] emilymorgan.livejournal.com at 02:58pm on 16/04/2009
Why would people fasten first? It makes it harder to zip!
 
posted by [identity profile] digitalemur.livejournal.com at 05:54pm on 16/04/2009
I agree with the person who said if they fasten first then they forget to zip. That has totally happened to me!
 
posted by [identity profile] cerridwynn.livejournal.com at 06:13pm on 16/04/2009
Sadly, for some of us, fastening aids the zipping process...

:-(
 
posted by [identity profile] emilymorgan.livejournal.com at 05:00am on 17/04/2009
Oh yeah, I've been in that situation, but rarely, since I tend to rebel against too-tight pants. Blast you, too-tight pants!
 
posted by [identity profile] adularia.livejournal.com at 03:12pm on 16/04/2009
ITYM "last best monkeys for monkeys."
 
posted by [identity profile] digitalemur.livejournal.com at 05:54pm on 16/04/2009
pretty much! though maybe we could make the rule to replace 1 word per sentence with "monkeys."

It's sort of like replacing one word per sentence with "pants," which is also awesome.
 
posted by [identity profile] holmes-iv.livejournal.com at 06:04pm on 16/04/2009
The last best pants for monkeys? Or the last best monkeys for pants? Hmm...
 
posted by [identity profile] r-ness.livejournal.com at 05:20pm on 16/04/2009
One of my friends says, "Things are always better with monkeys."

I disagree, but the thought is amusing.
 
posted by [identity profile] digitalemur.livejournal.com at 05:53pm on 16/04/2009
You yourself frequently say "the monkeys are crazy!" in relation to all sorts of things. I think that is especially true and especially amusing.

Oz agrees too, I think.
 
posted by [identity profile] r-ness.livejournal.com at 06:00pm on 16/04/2009
Oh, I do. But that "the monkeys are crazy" is one of the main reasons I disagree with the thought "things are always better with monkeys".

I would expect Oz to have the skepticism about monkey behavior that all cats do. Wise animals.
 
posted by [identity profile] digitalemur.livejournal.com at 07:38pm on 16/04/2009
Yeah, he's a wise animal, and I think he figures he's glad to have me back to snuggle with... but he wants to know what in hell I did that made my shoes smell so funky.
 
posted by [identity profile] mrmoonpants.livejournal.com at 06:20pm on 16/04/2009
PROTIP: It has also been found hugely successful to replace instances of 'darkness' with 'pancakes'.
 
posted by [identity profile] digitalemur.livejournal.com at 07:33pm on 16/04/2009
Can I replace "shadows" with pancakes? Because the Pancake War sounds like LOTS OF FUN to me, man.

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